I do not like this orange man (with apologies to Dr Seuss)

I do not like this orange man

I do not like his spray-on tan

I do not want his nylon hair

I do not want it anywhere

I do not like his pouting face

His policies are a disgrace

I do not like his racist views

I’m sad he is the one you choose

I do not like his Muslim ban

I do not like his right-hand man

I’d rather vote for Forrest Gump

Than have the US run by Trump

I do not want this evil man

We do not want him, Uncle Sam