Rhino

Rhinoceros is so perverse

His willy hinges in reverse

It’s true that rhinos aren’t that that pretty

But always backwards seems a pity

Your partner must be hard to place

If you never see them face to face

No wonder they’re in short supply

Not sure I’d even want to try

Unless this backward-based perception

Is a natural contraception

But rhinos do seem out of luck

Condemned to have a backwards fuck